December 2011
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NPR: Swag →
Hearing middle aged white men talk about ‘swag’ is hilarious. I also didn’t know swag dated back to Shakespeare’s “Midsummer’s Night Dream.”
This has been an “And Now You Know Moment.”
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All my cousins girlfriends are bad as fuck.
I’m sitting here looking all lonely & shit.
-_-
All men fear death. It’s a natural fear that consumes us all. We fear...
– “Ernest Hemingway”
Midnight In Paris (2011)
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“All the girls I’ve messed with have either graduated [college] or they’re about to graduate….I need to mess with more hoodrats.”
Girl from work: We're going out on Friday you down?
Me: Yeah, is this like a Festivus thing?
Girl: What?
Me: You know festivus...Seinf...Where are we going?
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Only End Of Year Music Judgment I Feel Comfortable...
mebeingserious:
Top Rap Line Of 2011
“I dun shook dice with Larry Bird in Barcelona”
- Riff Raff
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Today at Barnes & Noble I seen a girl with a fat ass.
LIke video hoe/King Magazine ass. It almost made me cry.
Of course she had a man with her present and once he seen me looking, he put his arm around her & kissed her. Then looked back at me which was kinda weird. Anyway I went about my business. While leaving the bookstore I saw the same couple leaving and this dude makes the brutal...
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